Woo-hoo! (by andyi)

A machine with a little viewer window on the top of it, adorned with the sign “What The Belly Dancer Does On Her Day Off.” That’s just good marketing. Drop in a quarter and the stereoscopic viewer lights up. A new photo flops into place every few seconds, always of a modestly-dressed (by modern standards) woman posing coyly with a ukulele. To the same kids I addressed in the previous photo, I say: if you’re complaining to your parents that they won’t buy you your own laptop, think about what your great-grandparents had to do to see electronic porn… I am tagging this photo with keywords that are technically correct and appropriate but which will almost automatically ensure that this pic will get 1000 views. Incidentally, this is the point where the little battery on my tiny pocket camera stopped humoring me and gave up for good.